Dear Golfer….Messages from your favorite cart girl.

Dear Golfer,
If you don’t need anything from the beverage cart, then please
throw us a thumbs up so we can continue on our way.

Dear Golfer,
I’m sure your son is great, but I go to school one thousand miles away so I don’t see things working out between us. Respectfully, of course.

Dear Golfer,
No, I do not want to give you a hug.

Dear Golfer,
Please bear with us as we calculate the cost of your purchase. It’s hot outside so it may take a few extra seconds.

Dear Golfer,
Try to break any bills larger than $10 before leaving the clubhouse.

Dear Golfer,
Sorry, I don’t sell hole-in-ones. Just snacks and drinks.

Dear Golfer,
If you’re having a bad game, don’t take your anger out on us. We are more than happy to sell you a beer or two though.

Dear Golfer,
Keep your hands and feet outside of the beverage cart at all times.

Dear Golfer,
It’s dangerous for us to wait in front of you as you swing, so wave us up if we’re close enough or you think we’re in the way.

Dear Golfer,
Fill up the cooler on your cart with ice before teeing off so you don’t need to take ours.

Dear Golfer,
Please remind me what your usual is.

Thank you and enjoy your round!

Fondly,
Katie

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